Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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