I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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