i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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