hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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