is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
