Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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