Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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