Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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