i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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