spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
They are going to name an STD after you.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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