So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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