Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I love you.
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