i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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