Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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