Hey man sorry I got all grabby
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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