well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
So. Much. Porn.
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