Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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