Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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