I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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