The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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