it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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