Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I think I sprained my soul last night
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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