I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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