In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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