Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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