Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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