I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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