I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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