So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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