So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
They have beer where we have blood.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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