im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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