My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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