watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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