He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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