Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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