I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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