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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse

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• (310): View more from California

  I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?

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  Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.

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  I hate Sailor Jerry.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.

  (216): View more from Ohio

  Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.

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