People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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