elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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