I don't think brook has ever known best
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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