addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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