Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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