so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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