whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
i now understand why vodka
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
