East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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