One girl and one boy is just not enough.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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