she was so not down for the gang bang
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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