I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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