At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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