That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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