I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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