I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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