The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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