no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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